Youth Soccer Clubs

I need a place to discuss youth soccer clubs in Houston – tell me what is good, bad, lovely, disgusting about them. I’m talking about clubs like Barcelona, GFI, HTX (previously Dynamo), Rise, Challenge, Albion, all of them. I feel like parents spend a s**t ton of money (and hours) on club sports and no one has time to try them all out. Obviously they’re not all going to be the right match for every kid and I will also say I believe this “industry” is hard to accept/has issues from my perspective as a kid who grew up in an era where there was no such thing, there was just rec sports. That being said, my kids are in it and have been for some time. What do you like/dislike about your club? Quality of education, quality of coaches, what kind of kids/families do they attract, how are they run, etc – anything you can think of. I want to know it all!