Yet another Predictions post

I want your most specific/obscure prediction for the upcoming Texans season.

My two:

1. Ka'imi will break the NFL record for longest field goal, but it will be short-lived as another kicker (Cam Little?) breaks it again a few weeks later. Hell, it may even happen in the same game.
2. Dalton Shultz will be the team's second leading receiver (by receptions, not necessarily yards).