Yeah, you’re stuck in traffic, your work is closed, you can’t take a shower or flush your toilet but …

THE RODEO COOKOFF HAS NOT BEEN AFFECTED! I am watching the local news and that's how this whole clusterfuck is being reported. Yes, the rest of you are totally in the toilet, LOL but at least the Rodeo Cookoff is JUST FINE! I'm sure you all feel much better now.