Y’all want some real kool-aid?

Texans enter the season and start EXCEEDING our already lofty expectations and are on the way to an undefeated season with a top 5 defense by Meco and a record breaking offense with CJ easily in mvp lead with records to his name, god forbid CJ goes down with a small 4 week injury in the second to last week before playoffs (would never wish this on him 🙏). Meco then calls on his old friend JJ Watt to come help him and bolster the already great defense through the playoffs, then Nick calls on his old friend, who sees just how stacked/great this team is, Tom Brady. He comes in and leads us all the way trough the playoffs to the Super Bowl, when CJ comes back right on time to take his team back and lead us to win our first Super Bowl in franchise history. I could shed a tear 🥲

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