Why does every Houston must-try spot have a 2-hour wait and food that tastes like sadness?

I didn’t battle 290 traffic, sacrifice 2 parking gods, and sweat through my shirt just to eat $18 tacos that taste like regret. Y’all, are we being punked? Outsiders think Houston food slaps – yeah, it slaps our wallets and dreams. Let’s bring back flavor without the Yelp hype.