Where is this job that is giving a $50,000 sign up bonus in front of Rice University?

So my dad (who is jobless, about to get kicked out of the apartment) is once again nagging a bunch of nonsense. He loves showing his anger towards others and this time it was directed at my and how I am a failure for going to the University of Houston, which is basically a 3rd rate school, instead of Rice University?

He also keeps telling me how if I went to Rice University I am able to get a job immediately with a $50,000 bonus? Apparently there were advertising job listings somewhere around there? Can anyone confirm?