What’s Our Opinion on Ohtani’s Free Agency?

With Shohei Ohtani now more popular than he's ever been thanks to the WBC, I wanted to gauge how we feel about his current situation. I think we, in particular, are uniquely suited for this because not only are we one of the few teams that don't need him (unless we place him in center field, but he wouldn't like that), but because we've been the biggest thorn in his side since he came to MLB.

How do we view his impending free agency as outsiders, and where do you predict he'll go and/or want him to go? (For the latter, I predict the Dodgers or Mets, but want him to go to either the Mariners or Padres).