What are your stupid but creative roster ideas?

For example: we need a CF. Correa is too big to stay healthy at SS due to the torque it puts on his back but he has plus speed and range and one of the strongest arms in baseball…. just fucking move him to CF. Then we can explore trading for Lindor who is pure as freshly fallen snow and no one would have the heart to boo. Win-win.

Yes. This is stupid. That’s the point.