We moved to Houston in 1983 when I was 8….

So I’m as much or more of a Houstonian as just about any of you. But before I lived in Houston, we lived in Dallas. I’m thinking of becoming a Cowboys fan. They’re not even that good. It’s that bad. That or New Orleans. I did a Google search for teams that have never been to a conference championship. There was 1 entry. I’m so sick of this s**t. As an old friend of mine who sadly died recently, (during regular Texans ass kicking about 10 years ago) I have taken off my pants.