Today I cut off an aggressive tow truck driver which delayed him just enough to miss getting the tow

Typical asswipe tow truck driver driving like a fucking asshole through traffic. He went wide in a double right hand turn lane, thinking he’d swing back into the inside lane and race ahead to the police lights. I saw the move coming and passive aggressively got the nose of my truck through the turn and far enough into the gap that he was forced to stop and got caught in his lane’s traffic just like everyone else. From that point we inched along, and in the meantime, another tow truck driver got to the scene and hooked the car up.

I contemplated my actions and a warm sense of harmony filled me up, like the sun on your face in a field of bluebonnets. It just felt so right.