To all the Rodeo ticket resellers…

You are everything wrong with the world and deserve to catch the plague or be audited by the IRS. Tickets for rodeo shows are reasonably priced if you can buy them normally, but you asshats take a $20 nose bleed seat and try to resell them for $100+. You cheat the venue and artist out of money, and make the entire experience not worth it. Half of those seats will be empty come showtime because no one wants to pay what you ask for the tickets. Today I watched as Lizzo tickets “sold out” within 10 minutes of going on sale. It hasn’t even been 45 minutes since ticket sales began and half of them are already available again as resale tickets jacked up to more than 5x their original cost! Quit being lowlife scum and get a real job.

• All of the fed up Houstonians