THE WAIT IS OVER. ITS GAMEDAY.

It’s currently 6:25AM as I type this. I was fully anticipating checking this sub at midinight and seeing an “its game day hype post” from someone, so to not see it at 6:25AM on game day has me thinking that we aren’t hyped enough. I feel like these injuries have dampened people’s spirits. So let me help. Let me give you a reminder of why you should be out of your fucking body excited right now.

Demeco mother fucking Ryans is our head football coach.

This is day 1 of a new era of Houston Texans Football.

Pierce is going to make this elite Ravens run defense look like a bunch or pussies.

We get to see Tank and CJ in a game together for the first time. I went to a practice where these mofos connected for 4 touchdowns. FOUR. TOUCHDOWNS.

Will. f**k. your. mom. Anderson.

Ravens secondary blows. CJ ‘bout to pick these boys apart.

Mark Andrews is OUT.

Pitre year 2.

Texans win 27-24 on a John Christian Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeokekumupaʻa "Kaʻimi" Fairbairn (no I did not copy that from Wikipedia as I have every last letter of his name memorized) 69 yard NFL record field goal as time expires.

Alright boys and girls, I know I missed some Kool Aid bullet points so put them in the comments below. We’ve waited since January for some Texans football. We made it. LETS GO TEXANS