The copium being eaten by the Mariers broadcast team:

I was sailing the high seas to watch the game, and had to listen to the Mariner's broadcast. Here's their summary at the end of the game.

Insipid commentator #1: Well that puts the Astro's in the lead of the devision.

Insipid commentator #2: Only on percentages, so let's call us tied for 1st.

Me: No, you are 2nd, deal with it.