Texans announce plans to relocate

After being the embarrassment of the NFL, the Cal McNair has announced it’s finally time for a fresh start. “The team has been on a downward shift

McNair, however, fails to take responsibility for realizing his involvement in these two problems. First, he appointed Bill O’Brien as his GM. And despite the massive loss of draft picks and basically gifting world class talent for nothing, he stayed loyal to his GM.

It took a riot in the locker room to get McNair to finally let go of his beloved GM. As if things would get better from there, this has yet to be the case. And now their only star player in Deshaun Watson has realized this and wants out.

“I do want to apologize to the city of Houston for letting them down, but a time has come to remove the bandage”, says McNair. “I believe it won’t be long for the city of Houston to once again get a football franchise, and once they do, they’ll be glad that our wrongdoings have moved on along with them.”

As for where the franchise will go, this is still unclear. St. Louis still has their facilities from the Rams as well as San Diego for the Chargers. And who knows? But of all choices, the most obvious is clearly one: the Texans can stay true to their name by moving to San Antonio.

McNair reportedly loves Tex Mex food, so the Alamo City may just be the fit. “I often take trips to San Antonio dreaming of that freshly cooked fajita meat stuffed in a fresh tortilla with guac and sour cream. Were San Antonio to be fit for our relocation, we will embrace our new hometown Texans with a welcoming Cinco de Mayo themed party”.

McNair then went on to state he may shift the fight song from country themed to Tejano themed. And were they to play in the Alamo dome, it will be themed like a Tex-Mex restaurant. Fully equipped with lights and rock walls.

As for the Texans time in Houston, it’s behind us for good. Goodbye Texans, believe us… It’s mutual.

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