So I made this comment to bring a new Texans fan up to speed. There’s a lot more to be said but I want to get everyone’s input.

• D4 Slander will never be tolerated
• Andre Johnson is a legend who would’ve been the GOAT if he had a competent QB throughout his career. #FuckCortlandFinnegan
• Jacob Martin needs more snaps.
• Air Guitar use is widely accepted.. neigh … ENCOURAGED.
• HEB commercials are funny
• F**k the Colts, F**k the Titans, Jags are alright I guess.
• We’re tired of trying to be Patriots South
• Cal McNair was seen as spineless until he fired BoB last week, he’s growing on us now but we’ll see what he does going forward.
• Jack Easterby is somehow the most influential front office member ??!??
• Feed Duke ?!!?
• We don’t have 1 or 2nd round draft picks but Laremy Tunsil helped lead the change from a historically bad O Line to just kinda bad so that’s cool?
• Gareon Conley has been on IR but he flashed really well last year and we’re excited to get him back.
• BMac has been ass and his replacement played well yesterday
• Will Fuller will hurt his hamstring and break your heart over and over and over and over and over and …. you get it.

EDIT: As you can see in the comments, views on Cal are subject to interpretation.