Showerthought: Bill Belichick Houston Texans head coach

I saw the video of BB slamming the phone on the sideline and thought about how I would feel if he were to someway somehow end up coaching the Texans. I think it would be insane and totally improbable but I for one would love to see him coach Deshaun Watson. Not saying this will happen but if somehow it did my football heartache would disappear.