Seattle kid loving your town

Hey y’all, I just wanted to drop in and say, holy s**t this town is pretty cool!!! I’ve seen skies like never before. Your gas is stupid cheap. The Pit Room was delicious. I got a fucking açaí bowl for like 8 bucks. That s**t is minimum $15 in Seattle. Gas is under 3 dollars a gallon. The people have been generally hella cool. The breakfast burritos are cheap and perfect. I’m sure you already know all of this, but I’m from a place that makes assumptions about Texas in general. I was legit bummed when I found out the national championship was gonna be in Houston cuz… Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, your AG, etc. but I feel like a whole asshole right now cuz your city is fucking wonderful. Thank you.

*side note

Stop using styrofoam! That s**t is horrible!