Reminder

Just want to remind everyone that the game has changed in the last 10-20 years. Did y’all forget the new rules???? You’re not supposed to tackle anymore. You’re supposed to ask them very kindly to please not get the 1st down and promise them a slumber party where there’s a tea party and nail painting if they let you win. Please be considerate guys. These players aren’t paid million upon millions to TACKLE? HOW ABSURD! This is football. Not ballet.

Lovingly yours, A Sarcastic Fan Since ‘02