Rant

I’m so fucking pissed. I don’t even care, I need to vent.

CJ…I love you man, and I’m not super mad you like I am with most of the team…but why were you 13/24 for the night? I get the pressure for most of them, but I saw a few air balls in there too, especially with that f-ing 1 yard goal line bullshit.

Nick fucking Caley…what in the HELL were you DOING ON THE FUCKING 1 YARD LINE WITH THAT S**T?!?! RUN THE GODDAMN BALL!!! YOU’RE LOOKING LIKE PETE FUCKING CARROLL WITH THAT BULL!!! Why the hell are you making CJ drop back when you KNOW they’re gonna BLITZ?!?! WE ALREADY KNOW THE O-LINE IS A FUCKING OPEN DOOR FOR THE DEFENSE, SO FUCKING GET IT OUT!!! I know you think you didn’t have a run game, so that’s why you passed it, BUT FOR GOD SAKE, YOU GOT NICK FREAKING CHUBB, JUST RUN IT UP THE MIDDLE!!! OR MAKE CJ DO IT!!! 11 GOD DAMN YEARS, MY ASS!!!

O-Line…I get that this is your first year and you need synergy…but what I personally fail to understand is how you FUNDAMENTALLY FAIL AT BLOCKING!!! IM GONNA START CALLING Y’ALL “LOVE”, CAUSE APPARENTLY Y’ALL ARE OPEN FUCKING DOOR!!! Every. Single. DAMN TIME they blitzed, you just let em on through, put your QB on his knees, and F**K HIM LIKE A DAMN GIMP. I literally am not kidding when I saw, I think it was Ingram, literally push a D-Tackle off of his teammate, got it his teammate’s way, and he got on through. MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BASTARDS RUN SUICIDES AND THEN BLOCK FOR THE ENTIRE PRACTICE UNTIL THEY CAN ALL LIFT WILL ANDERSON JR AND PUT HIM ON HIS ASS!!!

Defense…I could say y’all played a pretty good game…but here’s another truth: You didn’t stop the run for s**t the entire game and you completely fumbled that last drive. As a former defensive player, that personally irks me to my core more than the offensive guys. When I saw their running back break like 5 tackles, I was SO MAD!!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW A PROFESSIONAL DEFENSIVE FOOTBALL PLAYER, WHO IS PAID MILLIONS EVERY YEAR, CAN’T FUCKING TACKLE!!! Passing wise, considering this was Baker and the Bucs receiver core, y’all did pretty good. But holy F**K, GET IN SOME RUN HOLE AND TACKLE DRILLS, GOD DAMN!!!

Demeco…same with CJ, I love you man…but you REALLY need to FUCKING figure out how to get this team PREPARED FOR GAMES!!! Every single week, I’m watching this team struggle in games that are just within their reach, but fall flat at the last second! At that’s even when CJ IS GETTING SWARMED AND OC IS A MORON!!! I understand you’re not an offensive guy, which I wasn’t even pointing towards…but holy s**t, why the f**k are we still getting so many penalties. I’m pretty sure we even got a couple of no-calls. Again, I love ya…but GET YOUR FUCKING TEAM READY!!!

I know it’s Week 2, I know we still have 15 games left, I know we’re in the worst division in the league and we always have a chance…but I want to iterate that this rant isn’t just coming from a Texans fan, this is coming from a FOOTBALL fan. I’m tired of seeing bad football being played with teams that should know better, I’m tired of seeing bad calls from veteran coaches, and I’m tired of losing in dumbass ways. I feel the exact same goddamn way after I watched the Lions game on Week 1, like I just watched someone take a fucking beating and not even do anything about it, even though I know that person could put up a real fight if they wanted to.

I’m not calling for any firings or quitting on this team, not ever…but I just want a team that plays with everything they got, even if they lose.