OOTL: Why are people making “Asteroids” jokes?

I’m out of the loop on this one. Why did our team name change? Why am I seeing new letters on my jerseys? I really need to know why I’m doing this.

A few other thoughts:

Meyers looked better with long hair I really want to see Julks and Singleton get rings this season Although further inspection has led me to find details that make it better (good use of curvature, nice details on the lines, has a nifty animated effect while running), Jose Abreu’s neck tattoo is still bad Does anybody have updates on Urquidy’s pet pig?