Now I know why so many drivers drive so slow

People here either drive really fast or really slow it’s very hectic, it be feelin like every fast driver is in a race with each other and the slow drivers are there’s as obstacles. The races do be fun though.. that aside I look down at the mpg thing that moves as u drive and when you cruise at like 45mph u can be at like 50-80 miles per gallon depending on the car so i decided I will be joining the slow drivers I will always be in the right lane so all you fast drivers please be wary of us and have empathy on us slow drivers because times are hard.

And all us slow drivers please get in the right lane and let them go ahead