Never Been to a Strip Club, Any Recommendations?

My birthday's coming up. I'm a Midwesterner with a Chrysler Minivan. So, I'm definitely a fish out of water in this, lol. But I want to buy my wife a lap dance and watch. I don't really know the etiquette. I DO like naked ladies, and alcohol, though! So any recommendations of where to go and what to do, would be great.

also, I'd love to hit a jazz club too, on the same night.

Thanks, Y'all! Keep yer stick on the ice!