Need a photographer to make a sexy calendar for my girlfriend’s birthday

Hey everyone, hoping someone can help me out with this idea for my girlfriend's birthday. I want to make one of those 12 months of hunks kind of calendar where every month is a themed picture of me. I'm thinking there should be one of me cutting wood, putting out a fire, carrying something heavy, etc. etc. Some funny ones would also be totally welcome as we're always laughing together. (open to suggestions, commenters!)

Her birthday is Feb 7th so I don't have a ton of time, but I can make myself available for an afternoon or two for a magical photoshoot she'll never forget. Open to amateurs or professionals

Please let me know if there's anyone interested, you could help create a lifelong memory for my partner and I! I don't know any photographers so even if you can just help connect me with someone you know, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!