My thoughts on Carlos Correa…

OK, I know nothing is certain yet, but hear me out…

IF he leaves, then I hope he goes and gets his well-deserved fortune from some other team. Good for him.

But, again, IF he leaves, then I won't welcome him back to Houston. That dude was unapologetic, made a bad situation worse, taunted and pimped his way to a subpar postseason performance, and then, bounces…?

No one is going to boo him once he's wearing pinstripes, while it's going to be 'F**k ThE aStRoS' from those self-righteous asshats over in r/baseball forever. He did enough to win his paycheck, but hurt our team indefinitely, and didn't even stick around long enough to pick up the pieces. I have always been (and will always be) an Astros fan, but he did not help us, and many ways, made our suffering worse.

Of course, if he 'brings his talents' back to Houston next year to win a WS and put everything to rest (finally), then I'll eat my words and apologize to our dear subreddit.

TLDR: IF Correa comes back to Houston in a DIFFERENT uniform, I'm booing him and banging a goddamn trashcan.