Main Street is not a car-priority street. Get over it.

If you are driving on Main Street anywhere between Wheeler and Buffalo Bayou, then you are within a block or two of your destination. If not, then you've messed up, and should move over to one of the numerous parallel high-speed runwayesque behemoths the city has bulldozed itself to provide you with.

If you find yourself driving behind a bicycle going 12mph on Main Street, fuckin deal with it or go to a different street. Your speed preference does not give you the right to threaten people's lives.