Lost track of ALCS’s? Here’s some help: we’re currently in Episode VII of the Asteroid Wars galaxy

We've been to so many damn ALCS's, I know it can be a little disorienting. Since we're Space City, here's a guide to show you where we are in the Asteroid Wars timeline.

• 2017. Episode IV – A New Hope (these rings sure are new and hopeful!)
• 2018. Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (Cora = Palpatine)
• 2019. Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (returned to WS but not the best ending tbh)
• 2020. Episode I – The Phantom Menace (the phantom season)
• 2021. Episode II – Attack of the Clones (much like this movie, we limped to the finish line)
• 2022. Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (now WE are the Sith)
• 2023. Episode VII – The Force Awakens (this is just a remake of Ep IV w/ a few new faces, right? please?)

Ok I'm done. Just be glad I didn't use the Fast & Furious universe.