Live game commentary

Can yall give me little comments or critiques on tonight’s game that would help me (F) trick my boyfriend (M) into thinking I really understand and follow this game?

Comments that would make him do a double take like “wha? I agree buuut How’d you know that?”

We love astros and Altuve, but he’s been folllowing them for 20+++ years and I only moved to Houston 2 years ago so I’m way behind the hype