Let’s take a moment to reflect on the past two weeks…

2nd best team in the NL and NLE leaders come to Daikin and we sweep 3 intense pitchers duels against 3 of the top 10 WAR pitchers.

2nd best team in the NL and NLC leaders come to Daikin and we take 2 of 3 while Cam Smith has his coming out party.

We go to Coors and manage not to fall down to the level of the Rockies and take 2 of 3.

Then we head to LA, the best team in all of baseball. We hand them their worst home loss in history, Altuve crushes 3 bombs to a chorus of boos, Walker and Diaz add 2 each, and we sweep their asses.

And all of the above happens with a rotation held together with duct tape and a lineup held together with pipe cleaners and Elmer's glue missing Yordan and Peña.

This team y'all. We've got a special ball club in Houston yet again.