Lazy Luxury Hermit Staycation

I have a child free, spouse free, pet free – totally dependent free – weekend to myself soon. I want a little staycation somewhere local, Houston or Galveston. Ideally I’d have a stylish, beautiful room with a comfy bed, amazing view, in-room amenities (think good technology, mini bar, fancy toiletries) a balcony or patio and ROOM SERVICE! This is key, I really don’t want to leave my room unless it’s for a spa service or private poolside/beach-front cabana.

I want to be a lazy, hedonistic hermit. I don’t want to have to speak to anyone beyond polite requests/thanks, no small talk, as little direct communication as possible (I’m talked out!). I want something very high end but not necessarily flashy. Nature adjacent would be nice but I’m not trying to go for a hike.

I probably sound insane, but this is a once in a decade kind of treat and I want it to be tailored to my weirdo vibes.

There is no budget. What would you recommend?