Just bought the Houston Astros for $180!
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As the new proud owner of your Houston Astros, I’ll be immediately implementing some major changes. Everyday will be dollar dog day and I’ll be signing King Tuck to a 20-year $700 doll hair contract! submitted by /u/mr_rdit |
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