I’m getting a root canal tomorrow

First, thank god these dentists are risking themselves. This hurts bad.

Second, in case you didn't know, because of the opioid crisis we don't get pain killers for these procedures anymore. It's like dental surgery in the 1700s up in this bitch. It's going to hurt even worse.

Third, please nobody ban me when I come in on a pain fueled haze tomorrow.

Fourth, thank god for whiskey. 1700s medicine bitches!