If you could choose one Texans player to cook a meal for you, who would it be?

Hopefully this question will be a source of entertainment while we wait for the draft, since it's unlikely anything else big is happening before then.

Obviously, it's hard to know which players legitimately know how to cook unless any of them have talked about cooking in interviews (of which I'm not personally aware), so we kinda have to just go based on vibes and hope they don't just rely on a personal chef and/or their girlfriend/wife for all of their meals. Of course, you can just go for a joke answer as well. So let's hear it, who's cooking?