If I see Jake “I don’t wanna be on the bullpen” odorizzi on the bump again, I’m going to scream

Seriously, how do they keep starting this guy? This is where I think James Click really dropped the ball, you can’t count on Lance McCullers to be healthy all season, and Jake Odorizzi is definitely not a starter, we saw evidence of that last season. I want to know who’s Cheerios Christian Javier peed in. why are we not trying him? At this point I’m counting down to Hunter Brown