I’d like to make a public apology

My job hunt has been super dry but I finally got an interview a few weeks back with a sales company. I knew it was door to door and kinda knew I'd suck at it. In the couple weeks I've been a door to door sales man I've annoyed at least 300 people and I feel like doo doo for it. I'm sorry to my fellow Houstonians. What makes it worse is the sales company isn't even from Texas! They've migrated from the one state we all agree needs to stay where they are. An invasion, and I helped…..