I will donate all of my Doge earnings to the highest rated women’s abuse center in the metro area if the Astros win this series against the Yankees

If they lose the series, I will donate all of my Doge earnings to the highest rated women's abuse center in the metro area.

If Doge drops significantly to where that doesn't mean s**t I will donate whatever my wife allows me to donate out of our own pockets.

Give me your suggestions.

F**k woman-beating assholes