I have two tickets to tonight’s game to give away

Hey y’all, I have two tickets given to me by a client for tonight’s game. I’m already getting too drunk to properly get there so I’d rather give them to one of y’all. However, the caveat is that you can’t become a belligerent drunk also cause you’ll be sitting next to two my of my client’s clients. You gotta be cordial and if they ask, just say your friends of mine lol.

Let me know who’d you’d be taking and I’ll figure who to give them too.