I Can’t Help It. I’m Panicking.

Guys, what is going on? This is actually the worst we've done in the first nine games since our dynasty started. For context, here's the rest of our records (not counting the weird 2020):

2017: 5-4

2018: 7-2

2019: 4-5 (only comparable one)

2021: 6-3

2022: 5-4

I know it's still early, but everyone except Yordan and Tucker is just off their game all of a sudden. Right now, I'm just telling myself that it's the lack of Altuve's clubhouse presence, but that can only explain so much. It's already way too weird that the division is being led by the RANGERS AND ANGELS.

All in all, this is why people don't follow the regular season.