How do you guys do it?

How do you guys deal with the humidity?

Let me be clear, Houston is a great place. Nice diverse city with some great food, lots of jobs, beautiful homes, diverse population, mega airports, and all the other good stuff.

But this humidity. It reminds me of this one time I was visiting Florida and got swamp ass. And I had such an itchy butt crack, it was painful. So I had to use vaseline in my butt crack to smoothen out the rashes. But that just meant I retained even more swamp in my butt. Well I feel like Im stuck in that butt crack with this humidity.

How do you guys do it?