houston sucks

i swear I-10 thru houston us designed to make you suffer. oh you’ve been driving for 7 hours and you’re getting tired? here’s a construction zone where you’ll be surrounded by 18 wheelers going 90 and the walls are inches from your car door. Oh you’re driving past katy tollway and traffuc is light? Here’s some whackjob in your lane with an unsecured lawn chair in his truck be driving ahead of you. oh your AC is out and you only get cool air when you’re going fast? Here’s 12 miles of traffic and it’s 99 degrees out. I swear to god driving through houston is like inviting satan to try out his newest torture methods on you.

that is all.