Help me write an Astros Song

I like to screw around making AI music for fun sometimes. I thought it would be one to write one about the Astros. I made one using mainly just the player names and it came out pretty good.

https://suno.com/song/3284d3e1-b2a4-4f4b-a380-5a00fdfc81f2

What I'd like to write is specific things about the Astros, such as how Abreau always seems to get the bases loaded in order to strike everyone out. Maybe how Dubon hops around to all the positions, etc. Then all the Air Yordan, King Tuck and all that. We could then sprinkle in any remaining names back in creatively.

If you have any ideas for lyrics, leave them here and I'll incorporate them.

This is just for fun and for the fans. Figure would be fun if it was made by more than one fan.

Let's give that Met's guy a run for his money with Latin Pop