For Tonight’s Midtown Aqua-man

I know this is not the proper use of this sub. But imma shoot my shot.

This is for tonight’s midtown aqua man. Hey! Your costume was amazing and the amount of detail from the tattoos to the contacts was really cool. Even the people you were with who were in full light up Naruto cosplay were super cool. Im sorry people thought you were Jason Momoa the whole night and nor the really cool comic book hero.

I’m Hard of Hearing so I know you were trying to have a whole conversation with me. ( my friend was by and filled me in after) .m I didn’t really say much Bc I couldn’t hear you since we were by the speakers at Dogwood.

Not sure if you were just being nice or flirting. If you were just being nice thank you! If you were flirting please hmu. If you just wanted to be friends also please hmu.

With love, The hard-of-hearing derpy vampire

P.S. for all the nosy people I ordered some pretty big fangs. I would like to think I looked sexy, but I kept being told I looked very very derpy.