fake street pronounciations for clowning non-natives

If you had to come up with the best fake alternate pronunciation of any recognizable Houston area street name to convince out of towners is the actual pronunciation, what’s your best shots?Contextual lore optional.

Inspired by the recent post about how to say San Felipe, but obviously Kuykendahl & Fuqua come to mind.

Examples: “It’s Shep-hard, yeah the stories about the street’s namesake, ol Shep, are WILD. No idea how that second vowel changed over the decades.”

“Owl-med-uh”

”Dune-LaVey