Durr..trade everyone and start a rebuild

It may be a bit more than a week into the season, but I've had enough. We need to dump everyone for prospects.

Altuve isn't getting younger, we could probably package him with some A/AA guys to BAL for Gunnar Henderson.

Tucker and Bregman to TEX for Evan Carter and Josh Jung

Alvarez and Verlander to LAD for Ohtani and prospects

Our whole bullpen should just be cut, we can't even trade those bums.

Cut José Abreu.

Rebuild around Peña, Meyers, and Framber.

Side note: I've been playing baseball on MLB The Show '23 for 6 months and have never lost a game, so I'm pretty sure I know how to run a team. I may have only watched 7 MLB games in my life, but I'm pretty sure this strategy would work.

Mods, pleeeeeease ban any posts like this for the rest of the month. Sick and fucking tired of people who haven't got a clue of how to manage a baseball team or how to handle losing streaks making ill-informed posts multiple times a day calling for us to "see what we can get" for anyone on the roster. We were a single win from the WS and (likely) repeat with basically this same roster.