Doing my part to stay visible today in traffic

Don’t be alarmed if you see me on 10 this morning with leftover fireworks and sparklers taped to the side of my ride. Just doing my part to stay distracting to other drivers so I stole my neighbors hazard lights in the night. Yes they’re taped to the doors but it seemed only logical to point them directly into everyone else’s windows. Send pics if you see me cause you’ll need more things to do today! (Joking to the max. Stay safe everyone but I hope someone is still lucky enough to be working for home and bored enough to animate the ultimate Houston Traffic Tactical Commuter Vehicle.)