David Cully Is An Easterby Tank Commander

Browns fan here.

Last week not going for it on 4th and 2 at our 49 or trying a 3rd and 10 play was an atrocity. But perhaps that was just an aberration?

No. This week Cully does the same thing. Punts on 4th and 4 in plus territory. The entire momentum of the game swings and the Texans lose while refusing to throw the ball further than 10 yards down the field for the rest of the game.

An excellent strategy if you were hired to lose games without making it completely obvious that you were hired to lose games.

I wouldn’t even be surprised if Cully has incentives in his contract based on how many games he can lose this year.

Oh but Cully has an great resume though! Wait no he doesn’t…. His resume is trash 🗑.

Take it from a fan who knows s**t hires cough Hue Jackson cough, Cully was not hired to win you games. He was hired to be a stopgap tank commander.

The only other possibility is that Easterby is a complete idiot and decided to hire another version of himself.

Neither possibility is good for a Texans fan.

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