Chat GPT stand up set for Houston Drivers

Sure, here's a comedy bit about Houston drivers:

So, I've been driving in Houston for a while now and let me tell you, these drivers are something else. They're like a whole other species of driver.

First of all, nobody uses turn signals. It's like they think turn signals are only for decoration or something. I mean, if you're gonna change lanes, why not let the rest of us know, right? It's like a game of chicken out there.

And don't even get me started on the traffic. Houston traffic is so bad, it's like a daily game of bumper cars. I mean, I've seen people get out of their cars and start playing chess on the hood while they wait for the traffic to clear.

And what is it with the speed limits? Nobody seems to care about them. I swear, Houston drivers treat speed limits like they're just suggestions. It's like they think they're in some kind of high-speed chase movie.

But here's the thing, even though Houston drivers can be a little crazy, I've come to appreciate their boldness. They're not afraid to honk, cut someone off, or take a chance on a yellow light. They live by the motto "Drive like you stole it."

In conclusion, if you're ever driving in Houston, just remember: buckle up, hold on tight, and pray for mercy. It's a wild ride out there, but at least it's never boring.