Celebrate today the way God intended it to be celebrated

It’s 4/20 and I work in the o&g industry and I’m high as f**k. Here’s my recently acquired wisdom:

Seems like 2020 has “F**k Houston” written all over it. Houston warehouse explosion, water pipeline bust flooding 610, trash can banging, DeAndre Hopkins trade…can’t think of it all…just seems that Houston had a bunch of weird s**t happening from the start.

Then an unprecedented health crisis and historic oil collapse…just to rattle our two world-renown industries. And it’s not even hurricane season yet.

Don’t let 2020 get you down. Light one up and say “No, f**k you 2020. F**k your v irus, f**k your oil prices, f**k whatever you got planned cuz I’m all out of fucks.” 2020 tried to ruin my 4/20 but I realized that today was the perfect day for some s**t to go down (literally). Stay strong brothers and sisters.