Can you believe how we’ve fallen since the Chiefs playoff game? A conversation.

Texans fan: You know, we were up 24-0 on the eventual Super Bowl champions. The ending sucked, but there's some promise there. Plus, we have Deshaun Watson, DeAndre Hopkins, J.J. Watt. It looks good.

Man from future: Enjoy it now.

Texans fan: Oh, I am. Why do you say that?

Man from future: It gets bad.

Texans fan: How bad?

Man from future: Take your pick. Where do you want to start?

Texans fan: Uhh…you said pick, so let's start with our pick. Where do we end up picking next season?

Man from future: 3rd. Sort of. As you know, Miami gets that pick.

Texans fan: How would a Watson-Hopkins connection end up that bad?

Man from future: Do you like DeAndre Hopkins as a Texan?

Texans fan: Yeah, obviously.

Man from future: Sorry, man. He's gone.

Texans fan: For real? How?

Man from future: Traded to Arizona. David Johnson and a 2nd.

Texans fan: And what else?

Man from future: That's literally it.

Texans fan: What the hell? Is BOB still the coach.

Man from future: Nope. Fired after 0-4 start. You had Romeo Crennel coach.

Texans fan: Okay, okay, he's a good guy.

Man from future: And then you hire the Ravens' WR Coach.

Texans fan: The Ravens WR Coach?! Who the hell is that?

Man from future: David Culley.

Texans fan: No idea. Okay, okay, well, we have J.J. Watt at least. He's a Texans legend.

Man from future: You know what I said about DeAndre Hopkins and where he ended up?

Texans fan: Yeah?

Man from future: Same place. Headed to Arizona.

Cardinals fan: Wow, that's super crazy. J.J. and DeAndre both?

Man from future: Yes, sir.

Texans fan: Well, if DeAndre is gone, at least we have Will Fuller.

Man from future: Gone. Free agency. Signed with Miami.

Texans fan: Wow, what the hell? At least Deshaun Watson can turn anyone into a quality player.

Man from future: Sure, I guess. If he actually wanted to be a Texan.

Texans fan: Wait, what?

Man from future: Yeah. There's this guy, Jack Easterby.

Texans fan: Okay.

Man from future: He and Cal McNair start doing things on their own and piss off Deshaun Watson, who requests a trade.

Texans fan: Are you serious? Well, I guess that's not the end of the world. I guess they could smooth it over. It's happened before in Houston sports.

Man from future: It gets worse.

Texans fan: Worse?! How?

Man in future: Deshaun Watson is also being accused by several massage therapists of sexual assault.

Texans fan: Deshaun Watson?! The guy who donated his first paycheck to the cafeteria workers with the Texans? Our quarterback? We're talking about Deshaun Watson.

Man from future: Yes.

Texans fan: Jesus…

Man from future: …is very important around here. You'll find out.

Texans: So what else? What else will go wrong?

…dramatic pause…

Man from future: Wait and see.