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Hazmat teams were dispatched to NRG Stadium & the practice bubble when a powdery white substance was not able to be identified by the Texans organization. Both players and coaches were instructed to stay away from the area until it could be known whether or not it was safe to go near it. After 60 minutes on Sunday it was determined that the substance in question was the goal line and that staying out of this "end zone" was the safest course of action.
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