Blue Jays fan coming in peace…

Just wanted to say congrats on the season so far and that I hope you beat the Mariners so bad they not only shut down operations, but also MLB erases them from the record books to make it as if they never existed and also their significant others cry while eating lobster like Homer did with Pinchy in The Simpsons.

Now they have to play a team that won't crap all over itself like my Jays did. Get er Done 'Stros